1. the-alchemist-of-gallifrey:

    tmirai:

    highenergyjewtrino:

    togakiss:

    Texas

    Texas benders can manipulate scorpions, snakes, bobcats, coyotes, and casual summertime alcoholism.

    This is the best. And so true.

    Dont forget the guns and the tornadoes YEEEHAWWW

    (Source: hugs-boson, via clairebearhug)

     
  2. bluestofthefeathers:

    captainfuzzkitty:

    IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ THIS!!!

    I struggle with depression and anger, and my parents don’t like it. They accused me yesterday of being on my phone too much (I was on Tumblr a lot, I will admit)

    Being angry like I am, I got upset at them and tried to defend myself, saying that internet friends are some of the most important people in my life.

    Now they want to see if my internet friends will come through for me!!

    I feel a bit discouraged, because I have 25 followers. And 3000 is a big number. But please everyone, repost this so it’ll have a pay-it-forward kind of effect…

    If you love your internet friends, help me prove my parents wrong, and show them that internet friends ARE real!!

    Also I can’t believe this is such a horrible picture of myself but I don’t care because my looks don’t matter to the people that care :D

    Good luck getting ungrounded!!  :3

    (via cora-exitcircle)

     

  3. landofrunawayangels:

    RAPHAEL:
    Hello!
    My name is Raphael
    And I’m an archangel. No doubt you’ve prob’ly heard of me.

    URIEL:
    Hello!
    My name is Uriel.
    I’m in need of some assistance.
    That’s where you humans come in.

    RAPHAEL:
    It is
    Quite easy. Just say yes.
    Then you’ll be my vessel. Don’t worry, I will do the rest.

    BALTHAZAR:
    Hello!
    My name is Balthazar.
    If you have an English accent
    Then you’re looking good.

    GABRIEL:
    Hello!
    They call me Gabriel!

    MICHAEL:
    Hello!

    GABRIEL:
    I’m looking for commitment
    And someone who shuts up.

    URIEL:
    You can’t
    Force us to leave real fast.

    ANAEL:
    Hello!

    GABRIEL:
    Just like dating? Not at all!
    You’re mine if you recall.
    Hello!

    LUCIFER:
    Hello!
    My name is Lucifer!
    You’re the perfect vessel for me
    Dear Sam Winchester.

    ZACHARIAH:
    Hey, you!

    BALTHAZAR:
    Hello!

    MICHAEL:
    Oh, Dean!

    LUCIFER:
    You’ll say yes to me.
    You know that it will still happen to you eventually!

    RAPHAEL:
    Come On!

    MICHAEL:
    Dean!

    RAPHAEL:
    My name is-

    BALTHAZAR:
    Jesus Christ!

    URIEL:
    You’re not my only choice.

    RACHEL:
    Hello!

    GABRIEL:
    This runs in families!

    LUCIFER:
    Hey Sam!

    ANAEL:
    Hello!

    MICHAEL:
    Hey, Dean!

    ANAEL:
    My name is Anael!

    URIEL:
    We’ll try your kids.

    BALTHAZAR:
    By doing this you’re going to help us
    Save the world!

    LUCIFER:
    Say yes?

    ALL:
    We’ll save the world!

    BALTHAZAR:
    Just you and me!

    ALL:
    We’ll show you how!

    ZACHARIAH:
    Hey, you!

    MICHAEL:
    You free?

    ALL:
    And if you let us in,
    We can start on all this right now!

    URIEL:
    No thanks?

    BALTHAZAR:
    You sure?

    URIEL:
    Oh, well.

    BALTHAZAR:
    That’s fine.

    URIEL:
    Goodbye!

    BALTHAZAR:
    He has a son.

    URIEL and RACHEL:
    Let’s go!

    ALL:
    You simply won’t believe how much
    Our Grace will change your life,
    Our Grace will change your life!
    Our Grace will change your life,
    Our Grace will change your life!

    CASTIEL:
    Hello! Would you like to be possessed by an angel?!
    You can stick your hand in boiling water!

    GOD:
    No, No, Castiel!
    That’s NOT how we do it! You’re scaring them away again!
    Just stick to the approved dialogue
    Angels, show him!

    ANGELS:
    Hello!

    CASTIEL:
    Hello…

    ANGELS:
    My name is:

    CASTIEL:
    Castiel?

    ANGELS:
    And we would like to talk to you about a vessel’s life.

    RAPHAEL:
    Say Yes!

    URIEL:
    Hello!

    BALTHAZAR and GABRIEL:
    There’s one!

    ANAEL and ZACHARIAH:
    Let’s go!

    LUCIFER:
    Just go say yes!

    MICHAEL:
    He’s free!

    ZACHARIAH:
    For them!

    MICHAEL:
    For me!

    ANGELS:
    You see?
    You simply won’t believe
    How much our Grace will change
    Your life!
    (Hello!)
    Our Grace will change your life!
    Our Grace will change your life!
    (Hello!)
    Our Grace will change-
    -So you aren’t claimed by

    ANAEL:
    Hell…O!

    LUCIFER:
    Me!

    ANGELS:
    You might as well say yes
    But if you say it now we can just skip all of the rest.
    Save eternity
    For all your family.
    We can fully guarantee you that
    Our Grace will change your life!
    (Hello!)
    Our Grace will change your life!
    (Hello!)
    Our Grace will change your life!
    The Grace of Angels!
    (Angels!)
    Hello!!!

    DEAN:
    Bullshit!

    (via xxsilverbulletxx)

     

  4. crystallized-teardrops:

     ”i hate cheese”

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    gET OUT RIGHT NOW

    wisconsin porn

    (via xxsilverbulletxx)

     
  5. carryonmy-assbutt:

    queen-of-destiel-land:

    tuxedo-tshirt:

    I think netflix made a mistake..

    Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

    imagine all 9 season of supernatural but rather than the two Winchester brothers you have the three Kardashian sisters

    (via cora-exitcircle)

     
  6. sioneds:

    Hey guys, if you’ve been following me or John drakensberg for a while you’ll probably recognise my cat Lil John.

    Lil John had a bit of a fall today, a 50 ft drop onto a concrete pavement, and has left me with a massive vet bill of £190, or $325 US Dollars. Which could go up to over £500 ($850) depending on what treatment she needs and how bad her injuries are, and the vet want this payment immediately.

    Due to my anxiety i only work part time and earn £210 a month, and i just don’t have enough at the moment to pay the bill. 

    If you have a single pound or dollar to spare we’d be so grateful, and if you leave your paypal email address with your donation i will even pay you back when I have the money. Even if you can’t donate and just reblog this post or share our Gofundme page I’d appreciate it so much.

    Donate and read a little more about Lil John here

    Thank you, 

    Sioned + Lil John

    (via none-gavin)

     

  7. Norse Mythology

    1. Everyone: LOKI NO
    2. Loki: LOKI YES
    3. *later*
    4. Loki: Okay yeah, Loki no.
     

  8. tramampoline:

    queergh0st:

    how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

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    (via multifandomgirl-)

     
  9. jamescannotfly:

    nostopdasgay:

    everets:

    Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

    holy shit

    Please tell me that was an intentional pun

    (via thebaejancanadian)

     
  10. eternalsailor2chainz:

    E X C U S E M E
    YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

    (via hurricanesidney)

    Tagged #blacklemore